did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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