I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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