Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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