I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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