I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We named our party play list daddy issues
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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