I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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