But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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