im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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