It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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