I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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