We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
