did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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