i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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