In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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