Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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