i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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