i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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