I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
