ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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