everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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