Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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