you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
