just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
