There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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