At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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