I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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