Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I need water and some morals
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