your thong is hanging out like whoa
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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