can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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