I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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