Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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