she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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