I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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