Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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