I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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