What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize