I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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