never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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