I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Randomize
