Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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