I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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