put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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