YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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