Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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