Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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