just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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