are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
