is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My vagina is officially offended.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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