Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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