i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
