you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Randomize
