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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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