did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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